Aries/Mars: Aggressive Drunk
Taurus/Venus: Lovey Drunk, enjoys sweet drinks.
Gemini/Mercury: Verbal Diarrhea
Cancer/Moon: Crying Drunk, also "Mom" drunk: taking care of other drunks
Leo/Sun: Sings and dances
Virgo: Librarian loses her glasses
Libra: Marathon Flirter
Scorpio: Breaks the law, gets away with it, slinks away
Sagittarius: Breaks the law, doesn't get away with it. Finds the silver lining in a set of handcuff/drunk tank. Delivers sermon on the event the following day.
Capricorn: The #1 Drunk. Drinks whatever his grandpa drank.
Aquarius: Gets everybody up on tables "O captain my captain!"
Pisces: Astral Projection drunk. Probably mixed with pills.